Not Fast Not Furious Sloth Tee

No rush. No rage. No problem.

A sleepy sloth takes life at its own pace in this laid-back Orderly Forest design. Featuring a deadpan forest sloth draped over a branch with the phrase “Not Fast, Not Furious,” it’s made for anyone who prefers slow mornings, low urgency, and absolutely unnecessary amounts of speed.

A funny, easygoing graphic tee for sloth lovers, introverts, procrastinators, and anyone operating on their own schedule.

Printed on a soft unisex tee with a relaxed everyday fit. The crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette relaxed and easy to layer under jackets or over long-sleeve shirts. Breathable ring-spun cotton and a tear-away label make it comfortable for daily wear, and reinforced shoulders and ribbed collar mean it keeps shape wash after wash.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, durable fit

- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to resist stretching and retain shape

- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; OEKO-TEX® certified for safety

- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; printed to last

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean